an occasional poem on dissertating; or, of worlds’ lies, and, donkey ejaculate.

Dedicated to the most Adored Order of David and Jonathan.
also for mj0, good qc.

'The Trees swift-bounding danc’d with loosn’d Stumps,
And sluggish Stones caper’d in active Jumps.'
Bonnell Thornton, [Yet] An[other] Ode on St Cecilia’s Day.

'The King has strong perfectly satisfactory erections; he introduces his member, stays there without moving for about two minutes, withdraws without ejaculating and bids good night... If only I could have been there! I could have seen to it, the King of France would have been whipped so that he would have ejaculated out of Sheer Rage like a donkey.'
Joseph Benedikt August Johannes Anton Michel Adam, Holy Roman Emperor
Of Austria, on the marital problems 
Of Louis XVI, and Marie Antoinette

part the first

i'm a person. i have feelings. 
'it's like cyclical.' 
'it's like En-cyclical.'
it's harder to see in the dark.

crime and punishment...
a better world?
a bitter lie.
a bitter world?
a better lie.
a bit o' lie?
a battered churl:
i bet her world
that brought death into the world and
all our woe

maybe blank verse?
Sing, heavenly Jews, with ejaculatory fire 
as a donkey

Of Ejaculation, and 
Of Man's first Disobedience, and
the fruit of that forbidden true
that brought death into 
Of man's first disobedience 
and the fruit of that forbidden tree
where do the lines go?
Of disobedience and man's first
blank taste of that forbidden tree that 
brought death into the world and 
all our blank

of man's first donkey, whipped
that brought cheap shot into the stress and stress our stress
sing militant jews.

words to include:
donkey ejaculate (noun or verb)
whipp'd erections
lips grating 
"are we not allowed in here?
are we allowed in here?"

























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part the second

a spunk mine, i don't know

Where’s the boy?
Resolved Question? 
Show me another
This question may be offensive but it is serious?
I’ll be upstairs in a minute
Ejaculating drizzle

Okay? I will try to keep 
it clean, the dudes in porn,
O, Ejaculate, like a lot
Of sperm, now I know that 
a lot of them take pills
that helps them get the[i]r[e], but[t], 
for most guys. Does it shoot
like that, when I do it?
pretty much just drizzles 
out most of the time
1 month ago. 

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lots of water can help
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as foods, 1 month ago 

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‘Answer. Report it, Member seventeen’
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Much of the time it is
fake sperm and sometimes [lib-
erate your throbbing] pen[i]s 
extensions? i don't know 
much, except: some (John[‘]s)
use Ginsberg’s help, also.

That too much heat and too 
much cold can be bad, one
month ago. out. 

To ejaculate, perchance to dream 
wet. Aye, That's the rub.

O, I do not take pills, 
In fact ive never heard 
that it is fake, one knew.
Someone who made movies,
(they use squirt bottles, packs 
of mayonaise or any-
thing that looks like spirm). 

movies are only the devils’
tools to deceive you.

give it a rest for a half
a day, then work it up 
again until you shoot 
like a donkey porn star,
and like pro football players: 
Only pro[‘]s[e] can ejaculate
on command and in large volumes
or play pro football, guys
To perform better than average, 
or above the average guy - 
and for the size of their equipment. 

MyPenis is too small, 
too soft and with a lack 
Of endurance to meet
a fruit fly.

Build a longer, stronger, everlasting erection,
For a few hundred dollars! Taking! Pills! Miracle!
Happier! More! Fulfilling! Life!

Jack's magic beans, except 
penis works spectacularly. 
To get the extra, imagine:
you find a naked man, 
a just man, happy, pretending
to be a clock, with what
appears to be a baby, arm’d, grafted
to his pubic bone,
As the my-newt hand, 
for the time I found 
this impressive colleague, 
chosen, because of their profession.

follow these instructions: 
‘Write your name, the number of inches you want to acquire, And the reason you wish to purchase such inches in the fields below. And read the statement concluded aloud to reinforce the commitment that will lead to its ultimate success.’

And so my colleagues heard
how I fervently pledge: 
‘I, John Elder, which
decided I win two inch 
in length and one, what’s more, 
in girth (I felt modest 
ambition would minimize disappointment). 
My reasons are vanity - I 
am committed for good penis-pill.

If I had not made that promise, 
I could have left the project
especially after spotting 
Mr Baby Arm, whom I presume 
is also trying to improve 
itself. And that's the rub. 
If you are born with one 
of those ridiculous bodies, 
there are times when every man feels
only short changed at the Average – 
Here’s my length of gold: 
Six centimeters in th’old money.

The sad’s that: there seems to be 
many men living fretf’ly
with a ruler on one side 
and a world of hope on the other. 
To meet some of these people, 
return, record ‘reports’.
You find men apparently taking
(diligently) elongation: 
a flaccid penis sharing 
as hanging, like Nicky, 
measured from iliad bone, 
the length – Now, some day… –
Of my penis, is:
about 7.5 
inches occasionally.
Claims ‘spectacular results’, 
the simple reason of her-
bal aphrodisiacs.
not muscle to building, but,
little more than an illusion of 
proteins focusing on 
the other blood-shrivell’d underbelly.

But the real joke is that: 
a person becomes the more 
anxious about penis size.

part the third: David Mitchell’s curious penile theories

’The curious thing about society’ 
(most of the time, pretend that?)
‘The penis does not shrink,’ 
says David Mitchell, a doctor.
‘The size of the penis, therefore,
varies, my-newt to my-newt, 
(according to temperature and 
the state of mind at the time).’ 
The problem is if you get anxious
to the point he can disappear…

Dr. Mitchell’s recent 
shrinking penis disease,
on the Indonesian island 
of Flores, 
where black magic is Wildely 
practised, he, sufferer, believes
he die if his penis disappear;
the last outbreak occurred 
in modern society 
following a rumour:
penis disease, there,
were people precipitates?

‘Eat pork vacc’nated ‘gainst swine:
cause decrease The Streets, who hold:
their penises (some of them using 
chopsticks),’ says Dr. Mitchell. 
‘As soon as we reached the hospital
and, started to relax, 
they, returned to normal.’

Dr. Mitchell could re-emerge 
in the western world. 
He could come… back
in our society if 
someone spread the short – 
answer: is it that every man 
is the size of his penis?
as our penis, will we 
not enjoy our sex. 
People with pathological
problems with penis size
will affect your sex.
Most people make their comparison 
with a flaccid penis 
in the urinal - ‘Feel threatened[!]
by these giant penises 
because they felt that they 
were never to be true.’